Get ready to ho ho ho at all of these hilarious Christmas memes
40 Funny Christmas Memes That Deliver the Holiday Humor
Updated on Nov. 04, 2024
Expert wrapper
Wrapping presents requires patience and skill.
I hope I’m on the Nice List.
Is Santa hiring, because this sounds like the perfect job?
Grinchmas
Sorry, I haven’t had my Christmas coffee yet.
Christmas shopping
Does anyone know what stores are open on Christmas? I have a few last-minute gifts I don’t need to buy (for myself).
Bye, bye presents
Next time, let’s train the dog to not attack Santa on Christmas.
Calm down
We get it, Christmas is your favorite holiday.
Who, me?
I would never.
It’s that time of year again
“All I Want for Christmas is You” will always be one of the best Christmas songs.
Never
You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. It’s never too early when it comes to Christmas decorations.
Winter wonderland
It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Plus, hanging lights is one of the best Christmas traditions.
Santa has to go too
Sometimes, you just need a little breather.
Cats on Christmas
They really have some nerve. Speaking of cats and Christmas, here is how to keep cats away from the Christmas tree.
That one chair dedicated to the laundry pile
All it needs is a cool Christmas tree topper.
Puppies are a gift
But they’ll still pretend they didn’t do it. Gotta love an adorable Christmas dog!
The scent of sugar and happiness
Gingerbread, cinnamon and sugar, oh my!
Prepare for battle
Time to get in the zone.
Victory
Sweet relief.
Straight outta a movie
Did your heart explode?
Keep your eyes on your plate
Actually, we didn’t.
The best boy
Tell me, how many mailmen did you bark at?
Tropical
Well, what else are they supposed to do?
It’s a Christmas miracle
Let’s all sing rejoice.
Sing it loud
And wine, please.
Cuteness overload
Ready is an understatement.
Patience
They will pounce when you are least expecting it.
Better than coal
Santa will need some extra cookies and milk for these guys.
Fresh breath
That sweet peppermint deliciousness. You can even include one of these with all of your Christmas wishes this year for some extra sweetness.
The overachievers
Hey, maybe it’s yours.
True bliss
The sweet glide of the scissors against the wrapping paper.
Nobody nose
I thought so, but maybe snot.
No way!
We hope that magic never goes away.
Who does that?
Does anyone actually do this?
The big, jolly guy on PTO
We all need a Christmas getaway.
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