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36 of the Absolute Funniest Roses-Are-Red Poems
Updated on Apr. 30, 2025
Roses are red, violets are blue; we love us some funny poems, how about you? Part joke, part poetry, funny roses-are-red poems are classics for a reason: They’re a humorous twist on sometimes saccharine love poems and make for some of the best short poems for boyfriends—all because of their funny words and silly situations.
Are funny roses-are-red poems romantic? Har-har-hardly! But like funny limericks, roses-are-red, violets-are-blue poems are funny—and great choices if you’re looking for a dose of comedy. While you could send funny roses-are-red poems to just about anyone, these rhyming jokes are ideal for sharing with a partner, friends, family and, yep, even kids.
If you’re sending someone you love a bouquet or gift, writing out a card or just reaching out for funsies, a roses-are-red poem is a cute and cheeky way to tell them you’re thinking of them. Plus, if you’re looking for personalized love poems, especially, these are some of the best words to share.
So read these funny roses-are-red poems below and let the love soar!
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Funny roses-are-red poems for women
1. Roses are red, violets are blue; White wine costs less than a dinner for two.
2. Roses are red, violets are blue; Yo quiero tacos and queso too!
3. Roses are red, violets are blue; I love you from here to Timbuktu.
4. Roses are red, violets are blue; In the words of T. Swift, look what you made me do.
5. Roses are red, violets are blue; My dog is my favorite, but you’re OK too.
6. Roses are red, violets are blue; Like Parmesan cheese, I’m grate-ful for you.
7. Roses are red, violets are blue; I want to watch Netflix and chill with you.
Funny roses-are-red poems for men
8. Roses are red, violets are blue; Surf’s up, bro—you’re a heck of a dude.
9. R4 is red, R2 is blue; If I were the force, I would be with you.
10. Roses are red, relationships are tough; I love you ’cause we hate the same stuff.
11. Roses are red, violets are blue; I hate poetry, but I’m into you.
12. Roses are red, violets are blue; TL;DR: They differ in hue.
13. Roses are red, violets are blue; You snore like a bear, but I’m still into you.
Funny roses-are-red poems for best friends
14. Roses are red, grass is green; Who needs love when you can have funny memes?
15. Roses are red, pizza sauce is too; I ordered a large and, fine, I’ll share with you.
16. Red is to roses as purple is to cabbage; You, my friend, are Megan-Thee-Stallion savage.
17. Roses are red, your eyes are brown; Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
18. Roses are red, violets are blue; Like Mary-Kate and Ashley, our friendship takes two.
19. Roses are red, violets are … violet—it’s right there in the name.
Funny roses-are-red poems for family
20. Roses are red, violets are blue; Blood’s thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
21. Violets are blue, roses are red; Family bonding time is over, and I’m going to bed.
22. Roses are red, violets are blue; If you don’t like Harry Potter jokes, something’s Siriusly Ron with you.
23. Roses are red, violets are blue; My mom’s TikTok dance is cooler than you.
24. Roses are red, violets are blue; Roses are red—whoa, déjà vu!
25. Roses are red, violets are blue; I am the walrus, coo-coo-ca-choo.
Funny roses-are-red poems for kids
26. Roses are red, violets are blue; You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too.
27. Roses are red, but violets aren’t blue. They’re purple, you goober—get a clue.
28. Roses are red, violets are blue; I’m allergic to flowers. A-a-achoo!
29. Violets are red, roses are blue; Did I mention I’m colorblind to you?
30. Roses are red, violets are blue; Baby Shark goes doo-doo, doo-doo doo.
31. Charmeleon’s red, Squirtle is blue; I wish my Pokémon would evolve into you.
FAQs
How can you write your own funny roses-are-red poem?
Writing your own funny roses-are-red poems is easier than you might think. All it takes is some free time and a bit of creativity. First, pick a theme you want to focus on for your joke. It can revolve around your hobbies, like gaming or cooking; a feeling, like laziness or hunger; or even pop culture, like celebrities or TV shows. Then, start with the classic “roses are red, violets are blue” line before getting into the funny twist. Let your imagination soar, and don’t be afraid to have the second part be relatable, dramatic or absolutely absurd!
One thing to keep in mind is to have the last words of your love poem rhyme. But don’t worry if your roses-are-red poem isn’t perfect. If your rhymes end up being forced, well … that makes the poem even funnier!
What are some funny twists on roses-are-red poems?
Funny roses-are-red poems always have a twist, but here are five that stand out:
- Roses are red, coffee’s my brew; I haven’t slept, and neither have you.
- Roses are red, I’m feeling so tired; The couch is my throne, and my bed is admired.
- Roses are red, the weather’s a joke; It’s sunny, then rainy, can’t tell if I’m soaked.
- Roses are red, I went to the gym; I walked past the weights and decided to swim.
- Roses are red, the latte’s so sweet; I spilled it on me, but it’s still my treat.
What is the origin of roses-are-red poems?
Roses-are-red poems can be traced back to English antiquary Joseph Ritson’s 1784 nursery rhyme collection, Gammer Gurton’s Garland. However, its roots originated in earlier literature, specifically English poet Edmund Spense’s 1590 epic The Faerie Queene.
Here’s how the roses-are-red poem went:
The rose is red, the violet’s blue,
The honey’s sweet, and so are you.
Thou are my love and I am thine;
I drew thee to my Valentine:
The lot was cast and then I drew,
And Fortune said it shou’d be you.
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Source:
- Azalea Blooms: “‘Roses Are Red- Violets Are Blue’: The Origin”
